linkil4d said: Hey I've got a question, I was wondering if you possibly had a download for your dance with the doctor song :D It's brilliant

→ Apr 11 2012 / PERMALINK

Alright. So. This is a bit of a work in progress.

fandommusicians:

So. This is a blog. For… the general fandom musician community? Sometimes, it’s like… really fucking hard to find other people out there who have the means to produce [x] kind of sound or whatever. Also, it sucks doing duets by yourself. And if you write a five part harmony that needs a high Soprano, but fuck it you’re an Alto 2, then you deserve to fucking get one.

So yeah. I’m still… working on it. But I guess you should submit the following?

  • Tumblr Name:
  • Method of Contact:
  • Fandom(s):
  • Instrument(s):
  • Voice Part(s):
  • Other Notes?
For example, if I were to do this, it’d be…
  • Tumblr Name: SaintDorianGray
  • Method of Contact: AskBox
  • Fandom(s): Supernatural, Sherlock, DW, Avengers
  • Instrument(s): Piano/Keyboard/Synthesizer, Guitar, Drums
  • Voice Part(s): Flexible, mostly Alto
  • Other Notes? I love you?

And I’ll create a profile for you and tag you and create a list of tags where people can look you up. Call it a directory of musicians, call it networking. If it doesn’t work out, ohwell, but hopefully we get an official community on here?

A reminder to all y’all. :) This exists. It is a thing!

→ Apr 10 2012 / PERMALINK

Alright. So. This is a bit of a work in progress.

fandommusicians:

So. This is a blog. For… the general fandom musician community? Sometimes, it’s like… really fucking hard to find other people out there who have the means to produce [x] kind of sound or whatever. Also, it sucks doing duets by yourself. And if you write a five part harmony that needs a high Soprano, but fuck it you’re an Alto 2, then you deserve to fucking get one.

So yeah. I’m still… working on it. But I guess you should submit the following?

  • Tumblr Name:
  • Method of Contact:
  • Fandom(s):
  • Instrument(s):
  • Voice Part(s):
  • Other Notes?
For example, if I were to do this, it’d be…
  • Tumblr Name: SaintDorianGray
  • Method of Contact: AskBox
  • Fandom(s): Supernatural, Sherlock, DW, Avengers
  • Instrument(s): Piano/Keyboard/Synthesizer, Guitar, Drums
  • Voice Part(s): Flexible, mostly Alto
  • Other Notes? I love you?

And I’ll create a profile for you and tag you and create a list of tags where people can look you up. Call it a directory of musicians, call it networking. If it doesn’t work out, ohwell, but hopefully we get an official community on here?

LOOK A NEW BLOG. SEND IT TO YOUR FAVORITE MUSICIANS?

→ Apr 9 2012 / PERMALINK

FANDOM!Music Rec-List

This is just a start. Give me MOAAAARRRRR. I’ll update as I hear more people and get suggestions and shit!

Doctor Who

Sherlock

Supernatural

→ Apr 9 2012 / PERMALINK

thinking of making a musician rec-list.

for people looking to network to different musicians of different fandoms. or just looking for more good music. suggestions?

also, i’m thinking of doing a music exchange with said musicians. working in teams to create themed songs, covering each other’s music, etc.

→ Apr 9 2012 / PERMALINK

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Happy Fucking Valentine’s Day - SDG

Sorry the audio doesn’t sync up. Also, download this piece of shit on my soundcloud.

Lyrics

Happy Fucking Valentine’s from the Fandom Collective
That’s two hunters, the Doctor, and a Consulting Detective
Maybe this time the results’ll be something we elected
Not a poll and not a vote, but a love story directed

To a happy fucking Disney ending for our lovely heroes
But I guess that can’t be the case ‘cause we all know how this goes
Dean’s love is underwater and John just got his heart broke
But at least Amy Williams has Rory Pond to Fuck so

Happy Fucking Valentine’s Day
Binge on chocolate and cry into the pillows
‘Cause I tried to steal your heart, but instead I got an ASBO
So I guess I’ll rip out mine and chuck it through your window
I’ll die a little death on Valentine’s Day

This is Happy Singles Awareness from SuperWhoLock
It’s a shame that we’re all unattached, just like Sam and Sherlock
Except it sucks for moose everywhere because his cock
Kills all of the chicks it bangs, so he settles with his sock

Happy Fucking Valentine’s Day
Binge on chocolate and cry into the pillows
‘Cause I tried to steal your heart, but instead I got an ASBO
So I guess I’ll rip out mine and chuck it through your window
I’ll die a little death 

Here’s to a fucking Valentine’s
You want a kiss? Bitch get in line.
Now baby, say that you’ll be mine

Happy Fucking Valentine’s from the Fandom Collective
That’s two hunters, the Doctor, and a Consulting Detective
Maybe this time the results’ll be something we elected
Not a poll and not a vote, but a love story directed
With you.

→ Feb 13 2012 / PERMALINK

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Dashboard Tumblr-fessional - SaintDorianGray (Katy Perry Firework Parody)
based on this post, opener by barackfuckingobama 
also known as “How many fandoms can SDG cram into one fucking song?”
Also, the harmonies suck butt. Edit: Uploaded one without harmonies. Got sick of hearing myself suckass at the one thing I love doing.

Do you ever feel like a Sherlock fan
Crying on a Roof wanting to eat some Jam?
Do you ever feel like a Whovian?
Watching Rory die time and time again

Do you ever feel the Supernatural
You smell the sulfur, so you get the motherfucking salt?
Did you know that there’s a place for you?
There’s others just like you.

You gotta enter your password and username.
Then scroll and see the Tumblr memes

‘Cause baby I’m a fandom girl
The coolest kind in all the world
I’ll turn your heteroh-oh-oh
into homosexual-al-al
Baby, I’m a fandom girl
I’ll show you how I see the world
I’ll turn your platoni-i-ic   
Into begging for some di-i-ick

Here’s proof that Dean and Cas are just as canon as
Arthur and Merlin, the warlock and his prat
You see the parallels between Destiel
And Shwatsonlock the time that Sherlock fell

I’ll beg you to ignore all of the shipping wars
If you like Ten/Master or if Amy Pond is a whore
But the Avengers, never pretend there’s
nothing between Steve and Tony

Pre-Chorus/Chorus

Fuck you, I 
won a BAFTA twi-i-ice
If two characters fi-i-ight
It means they’re fucking at ni-i-ight

‘Cause baby I’m fandom’s bitch
I won’t apologize for this
I’ll turn your heteroh-oh-oh
into homosexual-al-al
It seems these characters are sluts
But I love Tumblr too much
I’ll turn your platoni-i-ic
Into begging for some di-i-ick

→ Jan 22 2012 / PERMALINK

I need Fucking Ideas. Give me a Fandom and a Song to Parody. (Or a Theme)

Fandom List!

→ Dec 16 2011 / PERMALINK

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saintdoriangray:

Dance with the Doctor, or rather, It Takes Two to (Y’Know) Have Hardcore Sex - Bitchtastica

Stole the Alternate Title from Supernatural. Just prepping for that SuperWhoShrock thing I need to get my head wrapped around. My brain just can’t take the amount of awesome that is modern television. 

Lyrics

T-A-R-D-I-S spells fame its spells calls my name
S-E-X-Y wants to play this game with
E-L-E-V-E-N-T-H (Who?) says B-O-W-ties are cool
And it’s the Curse of the Time Lords to Break all of the Rules

Run, Run, Run away
Don’t you feel the warnings?   
From night to morning goes the oncoming storm
So just Run away
From the tidal waves
From the lives unsaved in the Medusa Cascade

CHORUS:

I wanna Dance with the Doctor
Walk in a Straight Line
I wanna wish upon a star 
I wanna Run with the Doctor
And I want him to be mine
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna run out to where you—-

The Doctor, Doctor, Donna forget don’t know if you would regret
All of the things that he said would be reversed
The Doctor, Doctor, Martha Not Yet the Med Student who went
Followed a word to the ends of the Earth

Run, Run, Run away
Don’t you feel that calling?
The endless falling deep into the (TARDIS)
Run, Run, Run away
Don’t ever listen, or know you’re missing
He’ll steal your time a-way

CHORUS

Are.
Doctor, Doctor, Help me. I need a House Call.
Roes Tylah Took Mah Drugs.

CHORUS

And Roes Tylah Took Mah Drugs.

Just Bringing this Back. God, I miss writing like this. :(

→ Dec 7 2011 / PERMALINK

i have literally *eleven* unfinished fan-based songs in my notes.

  • 6 and 2 Halves are Shrock Songs
  • 2 and a Half are for Supernatural
  • There may or may not be a Who-Themed One
  • I have no inspiration.

→ Nov 13 2011 / PERMALINK

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Dance with the Doctor, or rather, It Takes Two to (Y’Know) Have Hardcore Sex - Bitchtastica

Stole the Alternate Title from Supernatural. Just prepping for that SuperWhoShrock thing I need to get my head wrapped around. My brain just can’t take the amount of awesome that is modern television. 

Lyrics

T-A-R-D-I-S spells fame its spells calls my name
S-E-X-Y wants to play this game with
E-L-E-V-E-N-T-H (Who?) says B-O-W-ties are cool
And it’s the Curse of the Time Lords to Break all of the Rules

Run, Run, Run away
Don’t you feel the warnings?   
From night to morning goes the oncoming storm
So just Run away
From the tidal waves
From the lives unsaved in the Medusa Cascade

CHORUS:

I wanna Dance with the Doctor
Walk in a Straight Line
I wanna wish upon a star 
I wanna Run with the Doctor
And I want him to be mine
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna run out to where you—-

The Doctor, Doctor, Donna forget don’t know if you would regret
All of the things that he said would be reversed
The Doctor, Doctor, Martha Not Yet the Med Student who went
Followed a word to the ends of the Earth

Run, Run, Run away
Don’t you feel that calling?
The endless falling deep into the (TARDIS)
Run, Run, Run away
Don’t ever listen, or know you’re missing
He’ll steal your time a-way

CHORUS

Are.
Doctor, Doctor, Help me. I need a House Call.
Roes Tylah Took Mah Drugs.

CHORUS

And Roes Tylah Took Mah Drugs.

→ Oct 1 2011 / PERMALINK

quarter to two in the morning and i’ve fucking finally finished this song.

it’ll be up later, for the finale. or… i’ll just put it up as soon as it’s uploaded. fuck it.

→ Oct 1 2011 / PERMALINK

(0 notes) trock :)

brain crack music creation things

  • wholock… some genre or other or music.
  • seedy bar glam-esque, jazz-esque shrock.
  • poppy electronic trock.

→ Sep 30 2011 / PERMALINK

Fixed Point Love - Bitchtastica

First Ever Trock Song! Actually, I wrote this a while back under a much dirtier guise (I Fell in Love with a Porn Star). I changed it so that I could play it without blushing and without people asking who it was.

Lyrics

I fell in love
I fell in love with the Doctor
And I fell in love
I fell in love and I don’t know why

I have a secret crush I can’t admit
Since you left, I got around a bit
But you came back and I’m very much not over it
Though, I think your body looks so damn great
At least, it’s good for nine hundred eight
It’s been a while, but I think they wouldn’t mind if you were a couple minutes late

You think I’m quite obnoxious by my instinct
If I’ve had too much to drink
Or if I’ve had too much time to think
Though I’m quite belligerent, I believe
It’s not that I don’t want you to perceive
My better moods on rainy days

I’m a fixed point in your timeline you can’t just wish away or will to forget
I’m a fact of life—of your life—if that’s so wrong, then why do you keep on coming back to me
Back to where we used to meet, you won’t defeat me
And I can’t deny I’ve been chasing after you all night 

[Chorus]

I’m a lover crossing starbursts and now that I have settled down
I hear your ride and I get so hurt that it took so long for you to come around
Around the world I’d go for you, I’m running too, I’m learning to
No more deny I’ve been chasing after you all night

[Chorus]

→ Aug 17 2011 / PERMALINK