Alright, the generic DARK HAIRED AWKWARD PERSON likes BLONDE HAIRED OBLIVIOUS PERSON WHO IS ACTUALLY SMARTER THAN BEING A BLONDE WOULD BETRAY. Which means, Merthur, Destiel (even though Dean’s not technically blonde), SteveTony, Thorki, Troriel, Trorianna, etc. Opening based on THIS NONNIE’S GREAT LYRICS, except I kind of bastardized it to hell, so oops.

AND YES IT COUNTS AS SPROCK, BECAUSE HELL HAS NEVER LOOKED SO GOOD.

For Sale - SDG

Blondie, you’re intelligent, yes
You’re not as stupid as you look
But you never seem to notice there was a raging in my chest
And I tried so hard
To lay low, to let go
I’m a soldier in a suit of armor putting on a show
 
To hide, just to lie
Just to get a glimpse of all I’ve wanted
All I’ve begged for
All I’ve screamed for
All I’ve worked my butt for all I could afford
All I’ve killed for
All I’ve sinned for
Was the approval of a man torn up in
War kept you all bottled up in
Fortune never had good luck in store

Baby you were always the best
I wish you were my better half
But you deserve a lover who tops off all the rest
Of you, my love
So I’ll leave, quietly
Acting without orders from you, ain’t it just like me

To hide, just to lie
Just to stop myself from having all I’ve wanted
All I’ve begged for
All I’ve screamed for
All I’ll throw out in a heartbeat, out the door
All I’ve killed for
All I’ve sinned for
Was the approval of a man torn up in
Former lives where we were stuck in
Hell had never looked so good before
Guess that’s where I’m headed, say no more
I guess that I’m okay with that
I love you, so you’ll live with it
My life is better with you, rich or poor
For sale: two wedding rings, never worn

misterdiddums:

maratini:

Iron Man:

I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD 

SHINING, SHIMMERING, FUTURE

TELL ME, CAP’, NOW WHEN DID 

YOU LAST SAVE MY HIDE?

I CAN OPEN YOUR EYES

TAKE YOU WONDER BY WONDER

OVER SIDEWAYS AND UNDER

ON A HIGHTECH IRONMAN RIDE

IT’S A WHOLE NEW WORLD

A NEW FUTURISTIC POINT OF VIEW

NO ONE CAN TELL US NO

MY MONEY SAYS SO

AND NO I HAVE NOT BEEN DRINKING

Cap:

A WHOLE NEW WORLD

A CONFUSING PLACE I ONCE KNEW

BUT WHEN WE’RE WAY UP HERE

IT’S CRYSTAL CLEAR

THAT THIS IS A WHOLE NEW WORLD WITH YOU

Iron Man:

NOW YOU’RE IN A WHOLE NEW WORLD WITH ME

Cap:

UNBELIEVABLE FIGHTS

AN INDESCRIBABLE TEAM

PUNCHING, JUMPING, ROUNDHOUSE KICKING

THROUGH THE ENDLESS VILLAINY 

A WHOLE NEW WORLD

Iron Man:

YOU MIGHT WANT TO CLOSE YOUR EYES

Cap:

BUT THERE ARE A HUNDRED THINGS TO SEE

Iron Man:

DON’T HOLD YOUR BREATH, I CAN MAKE IT BETTER

Cap:

I’M LIKE A SHOOTING STAR

THE PAST IS SO FAR

WHY CAN’T IT GO BACK TO HOW IT USED TO BE?

Iron Man:

BECAUSE IT’S A WHOLE NEW WORLD

Cap:

EVERY DAY I AM SURPRISED

Iron Man:

JUST YOU WAIT I HAVE MORE TO SHOW YOU

Cap:

EVERY MOMENT LOKI GETS STRONGER

Both:

I’LL CHASE HIM OUT OF HERE

THERE’S NO TIME TO SPARE

LET ME SAVE THIS WHOLE NEW WORLD WITH YOU

Iron Man:

THIS WHOLE NEW WORLD

Cap:

THIS WHOLE NEW WORLD

Iron Man:

IN MY BED, THAT’S WHERE I WANT YOU TO BE

Cap:

YOU’RE NOT VERY GOOD AT DOING THIS SUBLTY 

Iron Man: 

I LIKE A GOOD CHASE

Cap:

I WILL PUNCH YOUR FACE

Both: 

IN THE LAND OF THE FREE 

marielikestodraw:

iwantcupcakes:

Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) talking about Steve.

TONY: I don’t want him to love me. It’s a bad idea. “I love you, Steve” turns into “You’ve failed me, Steve” turns into very bad things. That’s my limited experience. I don’t want to be on the other side of that with him, would you? 

Talk about out of context, this is from the Soloist :)
But hell, yeah, ouch if you use for tonyfeels.

Dashboard Tumblr-fessional - SaintDorianGray (Katy Perry Firework Parody)
based on this post, opener by barackfuckingobama 
also known as “How many fandoms can SDG cram into one fucking song?”
Also, the harmonies suck butt. Edit: Uploaded one without harmonies. Got sick of hearing myself suckass at the one thing I love doing.

Do you ever feel like a Sherlock fan
Crying on a Roof wanting to eat some Jam?
Do you ever feel like a Whovian?
Watching Rory die time and time again

Do you ever feel the Supernatural
You smell the sulfur, so you get the motherfucking salt?
Did you know that there’s a place for you?
There’s others just like you.

You gotta enter your password and username.
Then scroll and see the Tumblr memes

‘Cause baby I’m a fandom girl
The coolest kind in all the world
I’ll turn your heteroh-oh-oh
into homosexual-al-al
Baby, I’m a fandom girl
I’ll show you how I see the world
I’ll turn your platoni-i-ic   
Into begging for some di-i-ick

Here’s proof that Dean and Cas are just as canon as
Arthur and Merlin, the warlock and his prat
You see the parallels between Destiel
And Shwatsonlock the time that Sherlock fell

I’ll beg you to ignore all of the shipping wars
If you like Ten/Master or if Amy Pond is a whore
But the Avengers, never pretend there’s
nothing between Steve and Tony

Pre-Chorus/Chorus

Fuck you, I 
won a BAFTA twi-i-ice
If two characters fi-i-ight
It means they’re fucking at ni-i-ight

‘Cause baby I’m fandom’s bitch
I won’t apologize for this
I’ll turn your heteroh-oh-oh
into homosexual-al-al
It seems these characters are sluts
But I love Tumblr too much
I’ll turn your platoni-i-ic
Into begging for some di-i-ick