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Happy Fucking Valentine’s Day - SDG

Sorry the audio doesn’t sync up. Also, download this piece of shit on my soundcloud.

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Happy Fucking Valentine’s from the Fandom Collective
That’s two hunters, the Doctor, and a Consulting Detective
Maybe this time the results’ll be something we elected
Not a poll and not a vote, but a love story directed

To a happy fucking Disney ending for our lovely heroes
But I guess that can’t be the case ‘cause we all know how this goes
Dean’s love is underwater and John just got his heart broke
But at least Amy Williams has Rory Pond to Fuck so

Happy Fucking Valentine’s Day
Binge on chocolate and cry into the pillows
‘Cause I tried to steal your heart, but instead I got an ASBO
So I guess I’ll rip out mine and chuck it through your window
I’ll die a little death on Valentine’s Day

This is Happy Singles Awareness from SuperWhoLock
It’s a shame that we’re all unattached, just like Sam and Sherlock
Except it sucks for moose everywhere because his cock
Kills all of the chicks it bangs, so he settles with his sock

Happy Fucking Valentine’s Day
Binge on chocolate and cry into the pillows
‘Cause I tried to steal your heart, but instead I got an ASBO
So I guess I’ll rip out mine and chuck it through your window
I’ll die a little death 

Here’s to a fucking Valentine’s
You want a kiss? Bitch get in line.
Now baby, say that you’ll be mine

Happy Fucking Valentine’s from the Fandom Collective
That’s two hunters, the Doctor, and a Consulting Detective
Maybe this time the results’ll be something we elected
Not a poll and not a vote, but a love story directed
With you.

→ Feb 13 2012 / PERMALINK

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Dashboard Tumblr-fessional - SaintDorianGray (Katy Perry Firework Parody)
based on this post, opener by barackfuckingobama 
also known as “How many fandoms can SDG cram into one fucking song?”
Also, the harmonies suck butt. Edit: Uploaded one without harmonies. Got sick of hearing myself suckass at the one thing I love doing.

Do you ever feel like a Sherlock fan
Crying on a Roof wanting to eat some Jam?
Do you ever feel like a Whovian?
Watching Rory die time and time again

Do you ever feel the Supernatural
You smell the sulfur, so you get the motherfucking salt?
Did you know that there’s a place for you?
There’s others just like you.

You gotta enter your password and username.
Then scroll and see the Tumblr memes

‘Cause baby I’m a fandom girl
The coolest kind in all the world
I’ll turn your heteroh-oh-oh
into homosexual-al-al
Baby, I’m a fandom girl
I’ll show you how I see the world
I’ll turn your platoni-i-ic   
Into begging for some di-i-ick

Here’s proof that Dean and Cas are just as canon as
Arthur and Merlin, the warlock and his prat
You see the parallels between Destiel
And Shwatsonlock the time that Sherlock fell

I’ll beg you to ignore all of the shipping wars
If you like Ten/Master or if Amy Pond is a whore
But the Avengers, never pretend there’s
nothing between Steve and Tony

Pre-Chorus/Chorus

Fuck you, I 
won a BAFTA twi-i-ice
If two characters fi-i-ight
It means they’re fucking at ni-i-ight

‘Cause baby I’m fandom’s bitch
I won’t apologize for this
I’ll turn your heteroh-oh-oh
into homosexual-al-al
It seems these characters are sluts
But I love Tumblr too much
I’ll turn your platoni-i-ic
Into begging for some di-i-ick

→ Jan 22 2012 / PERMALINK