Alright, the generic DARK HAIRED AWKWARD PERSON likes BLONDE HAIRED OBLIVIOUS PERSON WHO IS ACTUALLY SMARTER THAN BEING A BLONDE WOULD BETRAY. Which means, Merthur, Destiel (even though Dean’s not technically blonde), SteveTony, Thorki, Troriel, Trorianna, etc. Opening based on THIS NONNIE’S GREAT LYRICS, except I kind of bastardized it to hell, so oops.

AND YES IT COUNTS AS SPROCK, BECAUSE HELL HAS NEVER LOOKED SO GOOD.

For Sale - SDG

Blondie, you’re intelligent, yes
You’re not as stupid as you look
But you never seem to notice there was a raging in my chest
And I tried so hard
To lay low, to let go
I’m a soldier in a suit of armor putting on a show
 
To hide, just to lie
Just to get a glimpse of all I’ve wanted
All I’ve begged for
All I’ve screamed for
All I’ve worked my butt for all I could afford
All I’ve killed for
All I’ve sinned for
Was the approval of a man torn up in
War kept you all bottled up in
Fortune never had good luck in store

Baby you were always the best
I wish you were my better half
But you deserve a lover who tops off all the rest
Of you, my love
So I’ll leave, quietly
Acting without orders from you, ain’t it just like me

To hide, just to lie
Just to stop myself from having all I’ve wanted
All I’ve begged for
All I’ve screamed for
All I’ll throw out in a heartbeat, out the door
All I’ve killed for
All I’ve sinned for
Was the approval of a man torn up in
Former lives where we were stuck in
Hell had never looked so good before
Guess that’s where I’m headed, say no more
I guess that I’m okay with that
I love you, so you’ll live with it
My life is better with you, rich or poor
For sale: two wedding rings, never worn

saintdoriangray:

Wrote a song for donateforsashi.tumblr.com. 100% of the proceeds (technically, i have no idea who paid for this song or not. it’s more like… well fuck, you donated. and you deserve to be reminded with more than a receipt of all the help you gave her. i don’t know. i was just so fucking moved by you guys that i had to write about it. you’re all fucking amazing. and technically, i have no way of regulating how much interest this gives anyways.) will go to her PayPal account. Just send saintdoriangraymusic@gmail.com a screenshot of your donation and I’ll send you the song. :) Please, don’t download this through other means. It’s for a good cause.

I love you. You fucking amazing as fuck bitches. Fuck.

The Fandom Business - SaintDorianGray

Family don’t end with blood
And you’re all I am thinking of
And baby know that we can pull it through
I’ll send my love and maybe curse
a couple times but this ain’t the worst
And I know that in this hunter pack that family always comes first

We’ll call up help from Bobby and Cas
and we’ll kick your demons right up the ass
‘Cause know that we’re here with you when your world is coming to an end
And we’ll shower you with salt like it’s the latest fashion trend

Chorus

But I’ll make like a Winchester and stop your Apocalypse
You heard me right, but I’ll send you a box of kisses on your lips
We’ll praise Kim Rhodes and Knight her, ‘cause it all comes to this:
We save people. We fund things. And that’s the fandom business.

And brotherhood don’t come from genes
Or other stupid nuance things
But maybe it comes from something grand
And if I call you sister like Cas would call his fellow angels
Maybe people on the outside would finally comprehend

That there’s more to the Supernatural than salt-and-burning bones
It’s what they can’t leave behind and what we can’t let go
I’m a lover, not a fighter, so we’ll see what this battle has in tow
And darling, know that I’d pray to Chuck for this.

Chorus

We’ll grip you tight and raise you high
Above perdition, and the next night
I swear this we would do it all again
Your lucky to have the best of friends
Who forwards, back, and sideways bend
To bring you back to where you belong

Chorus

Family don’t end with blood
And you’re all that I’m thinking of
And baby know that we can pull you through

For once, it’s not shameless self promotion. Don’t forget to donate!

Wrote a song for donateforsashi.tumblr.com. 100% of the proceeds (technically, i have no idea who paid for this song or not. it’s more like… well fuck, you donated. and you deserve to be reminded with more than a receipt of all the help you gave her. i don’t know. i was just so fucking moved by you guys that i had to write about it. you’re all fucking amazing. and technically, i have no way of regulating how much interest this gives anyways.) will go to her PayPal account. Just send saintdoriangraymusic@gmail.com a screenshot of your donation and I’ll send you the song. :) Please, don’t download this through other means. It’s for a good cause.

I love you. You fucking amazing as fuck bitches. Fuck.

The Fandom Business - SaintDorianGray

Family don’t end with blood
And you’re all I am thinking of
And baby know that we can pull it through
I’ll send my love and maybe curse
a couple times but this ain’t the worst
And I know that in this hunter pack that family always comes first

We’ll call up help from Bobby and Cas
and we’ll kick your demons right up the ass
‘Cause know that we’re here with you when your world is coming to an end
And we’ll shower you with salt like it’s the latest fashion trend

Chorus

But I’ll make like a Winchester and stop your Apocalypse
You heard me right, but I’ll send you a box of kisses on your lips
We’ll praise Kim Rhodes and Knight her, ‘cause it all comes to this:
We save people. We fund things. And that’s the fandom business.

And brotherhood don’t come from genes
Or other stupid nuance things
But maybe it comes from something grand
And if I call you sister like Cas would call his fellow angels
Maybe people on the outside would finally comprehend

That there’s more to the Supernatural than salt-and-burning bones
It’s what they can’t leave behind and what we can’t let go
I’m a lover, not a fighter, so we’ll see what this battle has in tow
And darling, know that I’d pray to Chuck for this.

Chorus

We’ll grip you tight and raise you high
Above perdition, and the next night
I swear this we would do it all again
Your lucky to have the best of friends
Who forwards, back, and sideways bend
To bring you back to where you belong

Chorus

Family don’t end with blood
And you’re all that I’m thinking of
And baby know that we can pull you through

akapine006:

xexpectingtheunexpectedx:

Love this! <3

“Cumberbatched”

Credit goes to: badwolfonbakerstreet

HER VOICE. HER VOICE. OH DEAR GOD I AM FLAILING.

OH GOD HER VOICE. A;SLDKFJA;LSDFJAS;LDFJ. …now i feel like making this one of those… songs from the 50s. think grease. with doo-ops and shit in the back. 

Dashboard Tumblr-fessional - SaintDorianGray (Katy Perry Firework Parody)
based on this post, opener by barackfuckingobama 
also known as “How many fandoms can SDG cram into one fucking song?”
Also, the harmonies suck butt. Edit: Uploaded one without harmonies. Got sick of hearing myself suckass at the one thing I love doing.

Do you ever feel like a Sherlock fan
Crying on a Roof wanting to eat some Jam?
Do you ever feel like a Whovian?
Watching Rory die time and time again

Do you ever feel the Supernatural
You smell the sulfur, so you get the motherfucking salt?
Did you know that there’s a place for you?
There’s others just like you.

You gotta enter your password and username.
Then scroll and see the Tumblr memes

‘Cause baby I’m a fandom girl
The coolest kind in all the world
I’ll turn your heteroh-oh-oh
into homosexual-al-al
Baby, I’m a fandom girl
I’ll show you how I see the world
I’ll turn your platoni-i-ic   
Into begging for some di-i-ick

Here’s proof that Dean and Cas are just as canon as
Arthur and Merlin, the warlock and his prat
You see the parallels between Destiel
And Shwatsonlock the time that Sherlock fell

I’ll beg you to ignore all of the shipping wars
If you like Ten/Master or if Amy Pond is a whore
But the Avengers, never pretend there’s
nothing between Steve and Tony

Pre-Chorus/Chorus

Fuck you, I 
won a BAFTA twi-i-ice
If two characters fi-i-ight
It means they’re fucking at ni-i-ight

‘Cause baby I’m fandom’s bitch
I won’t apologize for this
I’ll turn your heteroh-oh-oh
into homosexual-al-al
It seems these characters are sluts
But I love Tumblr too much
I’ll turn your platoni-i-ic
Into begging for some di-i-ick

God Save 221B - SaintDorianGray

It’s just a demo. But Yeah. My first post-Reichenbach song. Actually. It’s a bit of Pre- and a bit of Post. I stole the ending from a SuperWhoShrock song I never wrote. I’ll clean this up when… I’m less emotionally scarred? I guess. Ahah.

Lyrics

I’m not a hero, so believe that I’m a fraud
No you don’t get a choice to say whose side you’re on
It was the best of times toying with you, my dear friend John
No you don’t get a choice to say whose side you’re on

Alone protects you, so I wish you’d look away
No you don’t get a choice to say when all this stops
This is the last time that I toy with you for now or for always
No you don’t get a choice to say when all this stops

And it’s not mine
You’re not mine to keep or mine to drink with
To put to bed at nine
Except for that one time

You owe me nothing, but your apple pie life
Get married have some kids and take care of your little wife
Have the time you should’ve had without me in the way
And remember me as worst you can, as the lie they say

And remember my bad habits
where I climb the fucking walls looking for a fag to smoke
You didn’t know if you can handle when I
Stomp the halls when you’re just getting to bed, I hope
‘Cause now I’m back to my dependencies
Before the time when you met me
Fuck all to my integrity
And I’m not worth the time you bleed

I’ll run out of places to hide eventually
Fall out your good graces except just don’t forgive me

And I’m back to my bad habits
where I leave you for a week and without a trace
And I’m wondering if you can handle when I
carry on leaving because I’ve got no place to stay
‘Cause it’s the lesser of two evils just to hurt you with my gravity
And you can’t lecture me because you’ll be too busy with your therapy

Because you tried to give me meaning
But I always let you down
And I lived to see the moments
When you’d resurrect me from the ground
And you believe I’d go down screaming
Go down fighting, Not like this
I’m finally done with you
I am so done with you. 
Goodnight and God BlessGoodbye and God Bless
God Bless You
Just rest you need some rest, you
God Bless You 

I accidentally made this post into a song. I JUST HAVE ALL THESE REICHENBACH FEELS, OKAY?

500 Tears - Saintdoriangray

Lyrics

And I would cry 500 tears
And I would cry 500 more
Just to be the girl who cried 1000 tears
Over Reichenbach Falls

And when I livestream
Yeah I don’t wanna be
The livestreamer who gets the ep cut off
When I’m watching
Yeah I don’t wanna be
the girl who can’t take the trolling of the Moff

And when I blog this
Yeah I know I wanna be
Be the blogger who types this next to you
And when I cry now
Yeah I know you wanna be
Wanna be the reason for all of my tissues