We Didn’t Start Supernatural, that was Kripke (a Billy Joel Parody) - SaintDorianGray

At the request of oh-hello-there-pretty, I turned her lyrics into a tangible audio format. Fun Shit!

Requested and sent in by the lovely Sophie (motherfuckinglucifer). Though, I edited your lyrics a bit. Sorry?

Instrumental: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kun8KaDU_U

A Ship is a Wish your Heart Makes - Fangirl!Cinderella SaintDorianGray

A Ship is a wish your heart makes
When you’re fangirling.
With ships you make your heart ache,
Whenever your shipping begins.

Have faith in your ship and someday
Your rainbow-flag will finally sail
Though the fanfiction is grand,
Let’s buy the show and make it canon
So the ship that you ship will not fail.

Dashboard Tumblr-fessional - SaintDorianGray (Katy Perry Firework Parody)
based on this post, opener by barackfuckingobama 
also known as “How many fandoms can SDG cram into one fucking song?”
Also, the harmonies suck butt. Edit: Uploaded one without harmonies. Got sick of hearing myself suckass at the one thing I love doing.

Do you ever feel like a Sherlock fan
Crying on a Roof wanting to eat some Jam?
Do you ever feel like a Whovian?
Watching Rory die time and time again

Do you ever feel the Supernatural
You smell the sulfur, so you get the motherfucking salt?
Did you know that there’s a place for you?
There’s others just like you.

You gotta enter your password and username.
Then scroll and see the Tumblr memes

‘Cause baby I’m a fandom girl
The coolest kind in all the world
I’ll turn your heteroh-oh-oh
into homosexual-al-al
Baby, I’m a fandom girl
I’ll show you how I see the world
I’ll turn your platoni-i-ic   
Into begging for some di-i-ick

Here’s proof that Dean and Cas are just as canon as
Arthur and Merlin, the warlock and his prat
You see the parallels between Destiel
And Shwatsonlock the time that Sherlock fell

I’ll beg you to ignore all of the shipping wars
If you like Ten/Master or if Amy Pond is a whore
But the Avengers, never pretend there’s
nothing between Steve and Tony

Pre-Chorus/Chorus

Fuck you, I 
won a BAFTA twi-i-ice
If two characters fi-i-ight
It means they’re fucking at ni-i-ight

‘Cause baby I’m fandom’s bitch
I won’t apologize for this
I’ll turn your heteroh-oh-oh
into homosexual-al-al
It seems these characters are sluts
But I love Tumblr too much
I’ll turn your platoni-i-ic
Into begging for some di-i-ick

Raise Your Jam - Bitchtastica
Chorus by Moriarting; Verses by Bitchtastica

Lyrics

Bored, Bored, you miss the war
Drivin’ round London in taxi car
Yeah, you’re comin’ home

Pills, chills, it gives him thrills
The possibility of getting killed
They say he’s a psycho

While he’s consulting, You’re shopping Poultry
He’ll text you about this thing he’s holding
In the oven, you get no lovin’
Why do you live there?

So Raise your Jam if you are Jawn
You’ll say you’re not gay
All my Heteros
We will never do, never do anything but row
With pin an chip machines and
Love consulting freaks
So just come on and come on and
Raise your Jam

Wine, Dine, It’s all fine
Doesn’t really matter if he’s yours or mine
He’s married to his work

His heart’s ten feet apart
from his body into yours (You feel a spark!)
He’s driving you berserk

He’s jumping fences and you’re defenseless
Playing straight, he wants you pantsless
Don’t get shirty, just get flirty
Why does Sherlock Care

CHORUS

So if Lestrade has got a job
And Mycroft is still a knob
And your roommate wants to bone
We can always, we can always
Solve this case on our own

CHORUS
Yeah! Come on And
I will never be bored (Bored!)
Never be, Never be, Never be, Never be Bored
I will raise my Jam!
And I’m coming home

Raise your Jam for Me.