thuschucksaid:

Dean n Cas (A Hot n Cold Parody!) - Thus Chuck Said

In the tradition of me fucking up Top 40 songs, here’s me pretending I’m Katy Perry. I also did the harmonies at stupid o’clock in the morning and couldn’t be arsed to redo them. Ohwell. SDG is Cas, JRaG is Dean, bolded things are both of us.  -SDG

yay I got to fuck up a Top 40 song, too :D -JRaG

You tend to die
Like a bad zombie flick
Yeah you harlot
got my sister to suck (you)

And you tend to speak
words I don’t understand
When will you get
that I think in Enochian?

You’re alive and you’re dead  
legs closed and then spread
you’re in, then you’re out
Of hell ‘cause I’m bound
to you and your soul
But you left me Cold
Under the Water
And you got hotter

(You) You don’t think than you can trust me
(You) Well I know that I love you, Dean

You’re alive and you’re dead
Just get in my bed
You’re there and then gone
Got played like some pawn

Me and Sammy
Are as close as can be
But then you showed your face
With your bros and your grace

And you were destroyed
Twice for me, stupid boy
And when you left, our family fell apart

You’re alive and you’re dead
legs closed and then spread
you’re in and then out
Of hell ‘Cause I’m bound
to you and your soul
But you left me Cold
to be the new God
But I liked you flawed

(You) You don’t think that I loved you, Cas
(You) I still do, but you’ve been such an ass

You’re alive and you’re dead
Just get in my bed
You’re there and then gone
Got played like some pawn

Someone! Call a reaper,
I think I’m dead ‘cause now I see you
Don’t worry, you’re not dreamin’
I’m really here this time.

You tend to die
Like a bad zombie flick 

You’re alive and you’re dead  
legs closed and then spread
you’re in, then you’re out
Of hell ‘cause I’m bound
to you and your soul
But you left me Cold
Under the Water
And you got hotter

You’re alive and you’re dead
legs closed and then spread
you’re in and then out
Of hell ‘Cause I’m bound
to you and your soul
But you left me Cold
to be the new God
But I liked you flawed

(You) Why’d you open purgatory?
(You) I’m sorry, babe, that I was so mean

You’re alive and you’re dead
Just get in my bed
You’re there and then gone
Got played like some pawn

technically, jrag already fucked up a top 40 song when we did lady gaga’s you and i, but that’s okay.

this is my favorite gif. happy destiel week.

Dashboard Tumblr-fessional - SaintDorianGray (Katy Perry Firework Parody)
based on this post, opener by barackfuckingobama 
also known as “How many fandoms can SDG cram into one fucking song?”
Also, the harmonies suck butt. Edit: Uploaded one without harmonies. Got sick of hearing myself suckass at the one thing I love doing.

Do you ever feel like a Sherlock fan
Crying on a Roof wanting to eat some Jam?
Do you ever feel like a Whovian?
Watching Rory die time and time again

Do you ever feel the Supernatural
You smell the sulfur, so you get the motherfucking salt?
Did you know that there’s a place for you?
There’s others just like you.

You gotta enter your password and username.
Then scroll and see the Tumblr memes

‘Cause baby I’m a fandom girl
The coolest kind in all the world
I’ll turn your heteroh-oh-oh
into homosexual-al-al
Baby, I’m a fandom girl
I’ll show you how I see the world
I’ll turn your platoni-i-ic   
Into begging for some di-i-ick

Here’s proof that Dean and Cas are just as canon as
Arthur and Merlin, the warlock and his prat
You see the parallels between Destiel
And Shwatsonlock the time that Sherlock fell

I’ll beg you to ignore all of the shipping wars
If you like Ten/Master or if Amy Pond is a whore
But the Avengers, never pretend there’s
nothing between Steve and Tony

Pre-Chorus/Chorus

Fuck you, I 
won a BAFTA twi-i-ice
If two characters fi-i-ight
It means they’re fucking at ni-i-ight

‘Cause baby I’m fandom’s bitch
I won’t apologize for this
I’ll turn your heteroh-oh-oh
into homosexual-al-al
It seems these characters are sluts
But I love Tumblr too much
I’ll turn your platoni-i-ic
Into begging for some di-i-ick