Dashboard Tumblr-fessional - SaintDorianGray (Katy Perry Firework Parody)
based on this post, opener by barackfuckingobama 
also known as “How many fandoms can SDG cram into one fucking song?”
Also, the harmonies suck butt. Edit: Uploaded one without harmonies. Got sick of hearing myself suckass at the one thing I love doing.

Do you ever feel like a Sherlock fan
Crying on a Roof wanting to eat some Jam?
Do you ever feel like a Whovian?
Watching Rory die time and time again

Do you ever feel the Supernatural
You smell the sulfur, so you get the motherfucking salt?
Did you know that there’s a place for you?
There’s others just like you.

You gotta enter your password and username.
Then scroll and see the Tumblr memes

‘Cause baby I’m a fandom girl
The coolest kind in all the world
I’ll turn your heteroh-oh-oh
into homosexual-al-al
Baby, I’m a fandom girl
I’ll show you how I see the world
I’ll turn your platoni-i-ic   
Into begging for some di-i-ick

Here’s proof that Dean and Cas are just as canon as
Arthur and Merlin, the warlock and his prat
You see the parallels between Destiel
And Shwatsonlock the time that Sherlock fell

I’ll beg you to ignore all of the shipping wars
If you like Ten/Master or if Amy Pond is a whore
But the Avengers, never pretend there’s
nothing between Steve and Tony

Pre-Chorus/Chorus

Fuck you, I 
won a BAFTA twi-i-ice
If two characters fi-i-ight
It means they’re fucking at ni-i-ight

‘Cause baby I’m fandom’s bitch
I won’t apologize for this
I’ll turn your heteroh-oh-oh
into homosexual-al-al
It seems these characters are sluts
But I love Tumblr too much
I’ll turn your platoni-i-ic
Into begging for some di-i-ick

saintdoriangray:

Dance with the Doctor, or rather, It Takes Two to (Y’Know) Have Hardcore Sex - Bitchtastica

Stole the Alternate Title from Supernatural. Just prepping for that SuperWhoShrock thing I need to get my head wrapped around. My brain just can’t take the amount of awesome that is modern television. 

Lyrics

T-A-R-D-I-S spells fame its spells calls my name
S-E-X-Y wants to play this game with
E-L-E-V-E-N-T-H (Who?) says B-O-W-ties are cool
And it’s the Curse of the Time Lords to Break all of the Rules

Run, Run, Run away
Don’t you feel the warnings?   
From night to morning goes the oncoming storm
So just Run away
From the tidal waves
From the lives unsaved in the Medusa Cascade

CHORUS:

I wanna Dance with the Doctor
Walk in a Straight Line
I wanna wish upon a star 
I wanna Run with the Doctor
And I want him to be mine
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna run out to where you—-

The Doctor, Doctor, Donna forget don’t know if you would regret
All of the things that he said would be reversed
The Doctor, Doctor, Martha Not Yet the Med Student who went
Followed a word to the ends of the Earth

Run, Run, Run away
Don’t you feel that calling?
The endless falling deep into the (TARDIS)
Run, Run, Run away
Don’t ever listen, or know you’re missing
He’ll steal your time a-way

CHORUS

Are.
Doctor, Doctor, Help me. I need a House Call.
Roes Tylah Took Mah Drugs.

CHORUS

And Roes Tylah Took Mah Drugs.

Just Bringing this Back. God, I miss writing like this. :(

Dance with the Doctor, or rather, It Takes Two to (Y’Know) Have Hardcore Sex - Bitchtastica

Stole the Alternate Title from Supernatural. Just prepping for that SuperWhoShrock thing I need to get my head wrapped around. My brain just can’t take the amount of awesome that is modern television. 

Lyrics

T-A-R-D-I-S spells fame its spells calls my name
S-E-X-Y wants to play this game with
E-L-E-V-E-N-T-H (Who?) says B-O-W-ties are cool
And it’s the Curse of the Time Lords to Break all of the Rules

Run, Run, Run away
Don’t you feel the warnings?   
From night to morning goes the oncoming storm
So just Run away
From the tidal waves
From the lives unsaved in the Medusa Cascade

CHORUS:

I wanna Dance with the Doctor
Walk in a Straight Line
I wanna wish upon a star 
I wanna Run with the Doctor
And I want him to be mine
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna run out to where you—-

The Doctor, Doctor, Donna forget don’t know if you would regret
All of the things that he said would be reversed
The Doctor, Doctor, Martha Not Yet the Med Student who went
Followed a word to the ends of the Earth

Run, Run, Run away
Don’t you feel that calling?
The endless falling deep into the (TARDIS)
Run, Run, Run away
Don’t ever listen, or know you’re missing
He’ll steal your time a-way

CHORUS

Are.
Doctor, Doctor, Help me. I need a House Call.
Roes Tylah Took Mah Drugs.

CHORUS

And Roes Tylah Took Mah Drugs.