thuschucksaid:

The Destiel Break-Up Song. Basically, all the season six angst feels. Have fun. -SDG

Whore’s a Whore’s a Whore - Thus Chuck Said

It seems like nothing good has ever come out of my mouth
And every conversation we have tends to always go south
‘Cause every time I look into your eyes I know it’s not real
So I’ll keep it bottled up, I’ll never tell you how I feel

It’s seems like nothing good can ever come from this business
Keep it strict professional while raging post-apocalypse
Every time I look around it’s like you’re still there
But I think it’s just my brother I can’t get him out of my hair

Runnin’ round the country cleanin’ up your messes
Time to do the laundry, honey, I think you’re the bestest
Flatter me with words and call me yours

But every time I see you now you always ask for more
What did that bitch Crowley say a whore’s a whore’s a whore
And whose whore are you now, babe, you’ve had one foot out the door
While you shot me down, and left me bitter, sore.
Say it, hon, a whore’s a whore’s a whore

It seems like nothing good can ever come out of this deal
All we ever tend to do with this is get each other killed
‘Cause every time I look that left shoulder’s handrprint’s gone
I don’t know why you’re trippin’, babe, or what addiction you’ve been on
And every time I look at your face I see your hell
And it’s just this world we’re livin’ in where everybody leaves you

Runnin’ round the country runnin’ from the police
Runnin’ from the angels, they won’t ever catch me
Leave me out from all your plans, I’ll still call you mine
Ohana means this family will always leave you behind

But every time I see you now you always ask for more
What did that bitch Crowley say a whore’s a whore’s a whore
And whose whore are you now, babe, you’ve had one foot out the door
While you shot me down, and left me bitter, sore.
Say it, hon, a whore’s a whore’s a whore

wrote something sad.

Alright, the generic DARK HAIRED AWKWARD PERSON likes BLONDE HAIRED OBLIVIOUS PERSON WHO IS ACTUALLY SMARTER THAN BEING A BLONDE WOULD BETRAY. Which means, Merthur, Destiel (even though Dean’s not technically blonde), SteveTony, Thorki, Troriel, Trorianna, etc. Opening based on THIS NONNIE’S GREAT LYRICS, except I kind of bastardized it to hell, so oops.

AND YES IT COUNTS AS SPROCK, BECAUSE HELL HAS NEVER LOOKED SO GOOD.

For Sale - SDG

Blondie, you’re intelligent, yes
You’re not as stupid as you look
But you never seem to notice there was a raging in my chest
And I tried so hard
To lay low, to let go
I’m a soldier in a suit of armor putting on a show
 
To hide, just to lie
Just to get a glimpse of all I’ve wanted
All I’ve begged for
All I’ve screamed for
All I’ve worked my butt for all I could afford
All I’ve killed for
All I’ve sinned for
Was the approval of a man torn up in
War kept you all bottled up in
Fortune never had good luck in store

Baby you were always the best
I wish you were my better half
But you deserve a lover who tops off all the rest
Of you, my love
So I’ll leave, quietly
Acting without orders from you, ain’t it just like me

To hide, just to lie
Just to stop myself from having all I’ve wanted
All I’ve begged for
All I’ve screamed for
All I’ll throw out in a heartbeat, out the door
All I’ve killed for
All I’ve sinned for
Was the approval of a man torn up in
Former lives where we were stuck in
Hell had never looked so good before
Guess that’s where I’m headed, say no more
I guess that I’m okay with that
I love you, so you’ll live with it
My life is better with you, rich or poor
For sale: two wedding rings, never worn

Anon asked for destiel angst. I attempted. Uh. Yeah. (Also, go on and send me more thing to write. I’m on fucking summer vacation. This is what it’s for.)

Free To Be You and Me - SaintDorianGray

I’m trying not to be angry with you
But you’re making it sort of difficult to breathe
But truth is that I’m fucking mad that
You take nothing seriously

Go on watch the bees without me
Climb the tallest trees without me
Free to be you without me
There to hold you down

And I told you, don’t ever change, but you did
But you sold out, in such a rage, such a fit
So I guess that it’s fitting you quit
I’d be lying if I didn’t say this was it
I hope you don’t get a fourth chance to live
‘Cause I’m done with all this shit

Just run on back to your thorny beauty
Your caretaker and bestest demon friend
Does nothing we did even matter
It’s all just going back to The End

Once you fought the devil with me
Once you pulled up from hell
Once you ran from all of heaven
Once before you fell

And I told you, don’t ever change, but you did
But you sold out, in such a rage, such a fit
So I guess that it’s fitting you quit
You might as well have left me down in the pit
We never were a more perfect fit
But you’re done with all my shit 

You say you’re sorry by playing games
But the pieces don’t match up and I blame
No one but myself
that you turned out this way

Go on watch the bees without me
Climb the tallest trees without me
Free to be you without me
There to hold you down

Welp, anon. I got 2/3 + Bonus Mary/John. Actually, it’s mostly about the car. As it should be. Enjoy, betches.

Winchester Brand Love (Johnny and June) - SDG

I once knew a guy back in the day with a
‘67 Impala Chevrolet
Fixed her real good
Loved her like he would, never lose her
He would drive around huntin’ ghosts
With his brother and a fallen holy host
Save a small town
Won’t come back around
But do it all again

I want a love like Sammy and Dean
Got your back, you’re all I need
Saving people
Hunting things
till there’s nothing left
I wanna love, love you that much
Strike up a deal
Give my soul up
If you’re gone, I’ve got no life to lead
Like Sammy and Dean

I knew an angel who once fell from grace
Just to land in that Chevrolet
He was gripped tight
And tried to do right
By his given charge

I wanna love like Dean and Castiel
Blasts through worlds and fight through hell
Wanna save you
Fight with you
Till I’ve got nothin’ left
I wanna love, love you that much
Save the denial
Give my grace  up
Till there’s nothin’ but an empty shell
Like Dean and Castiel

Fighting through it all
I’d still fall
This choice here is mine
They don’t make love like that anymore
Is that too much to be askin’ for?

I want a love like Mary and John
Where nothin’s right and everything’s wrong
If you leave me, don’t you leave me
Not right now.
I wanna love, love you that much
I’d strike up a deal,
Give my soul up
My life is nothin, if you’re ever gone
Like Mary and John

When the world’s gone, there’ll be no tears to cry
Only the Winchesters’ ninety lives
I’ll remember, remember
A love like that

thuschucksaid:

I didn’t want to pay $3 for an instrumental. So have this shitty one with our voices over it. Oh. This is the last song. This makes me kind of sad. BUT THERE WILL BE MORE. Just not every day. This was difficult as fuck. HAVE THESE COMFORTING, HAPPY DESTIEL FEELS. HAVE THEM BECAUSE I CAN’T. /DEAD. -SDG

you bitch I paid 89 cents for the 500 Miles instrumental. But yeah I’m a sad ginger now that Destiel week is coming to a close :( but we still got more music coming :D so enjoy. In fact, why don’t you all copy Lucifer and sing this song to your friend 50 times. -JRaG

9 o’clock Friday night, and I’m waiting
Tryin’ to talk to this boy a little cooler than me
His name is Dean and he’s a hunter, and he told me
my Dad’s on flat bread but I’m not quite sure what that means

And when he walks
All the demons and the angels sing
But he doesn’t notice me

‘Cause he’s dating Lisa
Tryin’ to be a tough guy
Listening to Zeppelin
Savin’ Sammy all the time

It’s like some bad scripture
But I’m the one getting hurt
I don’t know how to flirt
‘Cause I’m an introvert
I just want my just desserts
Tryin’ to get the boy all the angels want
He’s the boy all the angels want

I get around, but he’s still such a virgin
All we’ve got in common is we’re both so mad at our Dads.
He doesn’t like it when I drink into a stupor
He’ll never know that he’s the best friend I’ll never have

And when he speaks
All the glass breaks
And the angels sing
But he’ll never notice me

‘Cause he’s fighting Heaven
Flirting with Balthazar
I have to keep my bro safe
He’d rather fly than take my car

Bobby speaks his nerd slang
Took to Sammy like a hit
They fangirl over sigils
It feels like I’m back in the pit

It’s like a bad movie
He’s looking right through me
If you were me, then you’d be
Screamin’, “Sammy, shoot me”
As I fail miserably
Tryin’ to get the boy all the angels want
He’s the boy all the angels want

There he goes again
Puts his coat on and messes up his hair
He broke my heart, this shit is overrated.
All I wanna do is see him naked!

Now I’m fighting heaven
Asking help from Balthazar
Listenin’ to Zeppelin’
Teaching him to drive my car
But I can’t speak no nerd slang
His brother will always come first
But I’m just a human (human, human)

It’s like a bad TV Show
Don’t wanna get up my hopes
Maybe I’ll let him go…
Fuck the Supernatural!
But I feel it in my bones
Imma get the boy all the angels want
He’s the boy all the angels want

man. now i really want that electric guitar. i can’t handle how shitty the instrumental is. bleeehhh.

happy destiel week. seriously, it’s been fucking amazing working on these and making them for your… enjoyment. and you got some hot shit out of it! hot n cold, 500 miles, and 99 red balloons. well, damn. :)

destiellarina:

jokesinenochian:

I LITERALLY JUST SNORTED FOR 10 CONSECUTIVE SECONDS OH MY GOD

thuschucksaid:

Lightning in the Sky - Thus Chuck Said

I was originally going call it Lightningstruck, because ACDC has Thunderstruck, but then I decided not to be cheesy. So JRaG sent me a clip of her singing the melody and then the Impala Gods came down from the heavens and granted me with the gift of “Well, this chord should go here, asshole.” Enjoy and happy Supernatural-ing! Cas, Dean, Both. -SDG

This fucking tune was stuck in my head for over a year. Literally over a year. And I never came up with a chord progression I liked. Then SUDDENLY, SDG FUCKING DOES IT IN A DAY. y u so talented? -JRaG

Actually, less than half an hour. ;) -SDG

Did you hear there was lightning in the sky that day
Dean are you ready to die for your sins?
No way, there is so much left I wanna do with you.

Keep running, keep running, keep going, no knowing where you’re gonna drop,
don’t stop take it back do not smack talk where you don’t belong.

Did you hear there was lightning in the sky that day
Cas are you ready to die for your sins?
No way, there is so much left I wanna do with you.

Like fly away down the road back to your home town
Where we’d laugh and we’d sing like there was no one else around
And then explore ‘til we can’t hunt no more
All the wars, all the chores where we’d jump and not think why
there was lightning in the sky

Aim higher than your father’s succeeds
Sleep tight, but there’s no rest for your demons
You follow, when I know that you can lead

Don’t you know it’s a funny feeling,
to just jump and not think why
there was lightning in the sky.

Did you hear there was lightning in the sky?
Did you hear there was lightning in the sky that day?
Did you hear there was lightning in the sky that day?
Did you hear there was lightning in the sky?

Hang on tight ‘cause you’re in for a bumpy ride,
Sometimes you gotta go with the tide ‘cause one day you’re gonna go against it.

Keep swimming, keep swimming, no winning in this game of life, don’t fight,
live life with the strength to lose. (x2) Don’t let us lose

Did you hear there was lightning in the sky that day
Cas are you ready to die for your sins?
No way, there is so much left I wanna do with you.

Like run away where the kids and the angels sing,
I won’t cry, i’ll confide, Cas I would tell you everything
Dean, we will last. And let the whole world pass
all the wars, all the chores, where we’d jump and not think why
There was lightning in the sky.

oops. i forgot to reblog this. here, have jrag’s destiel feels.